This is.......Jinsy.

Attention all residents!
The twiceley annual "Secure a squirrel to your shoulder" compfest scheduled for Gushday the fifth has had to be postponed due to a severe shortage of shouldering staples. The Jinsey Squirrel League has authorised the use of dingle forks, which are available from Mr Snooks, Purveyor of Island Wide Forkery. "If it s a spoon you want, dont come to Snooks, we are for forks.

And now Joon Boolay"s island wide Punishment Roundup:

Daily greet everyone, and welcome to Punishment Round Up.

Yesterwold at 5 past dump o clock, Gretchen Oosterwhipple of Chalet 369 did overcook her ocelot sponge by some 5 moons and a handbag, upsetting Mrs Gumbley of chalet 370, so much her hair exploded, so that not good.

Punishment: 1 night to be spent cleaning Arbiter Maven's wossett pouch with a scrimging cloth.     and a mild electrical. 

And now Organ News. 


In the parish of Arkles, where we call a doglet a doglet and a half, arrangingments are underway for the annual first coming of the Organ of Magnificence. It is nigh 12 nogs since the Great Operation descended upon Arkles and Andrew's Dialysis, chalet 224 was summoned hencelyforth to the Agnes Doon Hagg Brumptin's Treatment Rooms for an audience with the Great Organ.
Residents are reminded that the Great He (Jinsy Praise Him) is justly wise in his selection of recipients for the Organ, and are urged to avoid the Self Organating Insertion Applicator on sale at Fooks the Vet:
"Resident or Animal, we fix your manimal."
Islanders wishing to enter the Kidney Lottery must wear Muriel Munt's patented Mammary Hat, available from the Cranial Lodge gift shop, price 3 yellows.

Should your winning lottery wombat be drawn from the wombat barrel, hurry to Mrs Goadian at the Tower Information Kiosk for further instructions. The Ambulance Goat will collect between noon tide and driply o'clock.

What was all that about then?
That was indicative of an obscure TV comedy on BBC3 and Sky, a weird inbred island with many a strange custom, its own language and peculiar technology.
What's it called then this TV show?
This is Jinsy.
Cant be
Why not?
Because THIS is Jinsy.....Chalet 224's new Pussmog.