Room with a View.

Imagine the exotic scene that greeted Helena Bonham-Carter as she gazed majestically over some wafty balmy paradise, ooze with delight as Dame Maggie Smith charaacter acts to perfection. Squeal with delight at the exquisite period acting charm of Dame Judi Dench and swoon as masterful leading men take charge and lead the way, whilst expressing hidden torment and British reserve.

So time to move onto the period set, and marvel at the view from my Nurse's room, as she gets "Down and Dirty" with my dressings, (stunt legs of course).....cue action.

Cut! Who left a pair of denim shows in shot? Not period. Cue camera, pan left....

        And action......

 Quite an impressive vista from the doctor's surgery is it not? Slightly better than a grey wall, an air conditioning unit or urban traffic to lift your spirits as you lay recumbent, having your dressings attended to.

Thanks luvvies, no please Dame Judi, no more drama and that's period, and can someone please get me some more scatter cushions....