Was a huge hit for the equally huge Mr
Paul Young in the prehistoric era that was 1983, when records were
made of vinyl and had a B side, not the latest mumbo jumbo extended
remix available to download from Buytunes.
Now I admit that I am neither a skilled
real estate or property lawyer, but even I am sure that the
positioning of a hat does not convey property rights on the wearer?
Merely draping a bonnet on a bungalow should not infer ownership, or
the flinging of a fedora over a flat does not necessarily give you
the right to call Pickfords…..
Imagine the confusion at an auction
with multiple buyers throwing their titfers around the auction room,
as the bidding heats up and people attempt to secure their property
bargain, whilst those fashionably attired in the latest creation by
Philip Treacy could be landed with a rather more expensive purchase
than the exquisite piece of frippery atop their lofty crowns.
Similarly an open home would look like
Royal Ascot on Ladies Day, with hordes of excited millinery milling
around, ready to make a offer at the drop of a hat.
You can just see the scene at Grace
Brothers……
Oh yes Madam, it does suit Madam
perfectly. And ideal for a spot of house buying.......
But enough frivolity and back to proper
hats.
There exist in life just a few hats
that have truly captured the imagination of the public and passed
into sartorial history;
Napoleon's chapeau for example:
then there was Monty’s beret:
and of course the gigantic pretzel worn
by Princess Beatrice :
I
understand from the dedicated followers of fashion that her
precariously perched Treacy "fascinator" was a fashion faux pas, and fascinating for all the wrong reasons.
Now to add to these illustrious
guardians of millinery couture can be added the outrageous sunhat,
modelled here by a shy yours truly......
This exquisitely constructed headpiece,
crafted from 100% starched cotton, tailored for maximum embarrassment
factor, and lovingly hand made in the People's Republic, has but one
redeeming feature. It has a UVPF of 50+, which allows it to perform
its' sun related duties to the max, affording its' wearer excellent
UV protection.
This is important to transplant
patients because we are four times more likely to develop skin
melanoma than supposed “normal” people. Transplant patients
require the long-term use of immunosuppressant medications to prevent
organ rejection but they impair the capacity of the immune system to
repair or destroy UV damaged cells, allowing damaged cells to develop
into melanoma and ultimately cancers. It is also possible that the
immunosuppressant medications directly cause cancer generating
changes in cells. Additionally, human papilloma virus (HPV), which
causes warts may also be involved in the development of skin cancers in
transplant recipients.
All transplant patients have a greater chance of developing skin
cancer compared to the general population. This risk increases with
each subsequent year following your transplant.
At 5 years after transplant, some studies suggest that
approximately 5% of transplant patients will develop skin cancer. At
10-years, approximately 10% of transplant patients develop skin
cancer. The risk for skin cancer may vary with the type of
transplant.
Cardiac and kidney transplant patients seem to develop
skin cancer more frequently, of course!
Hooray, I'm going to develop skin abnormalities and as the years progress I shall look like a warty old toad!
But on a serious note, this is a major
change in my lifestyle, with doctors recommending that I use SPF
sunscreen daily, cover up in long sleeves in the sun, wear sunglasses
and a sunhat, and avoid exposure to the sun especially during midday
when the UV rays are at their highest.
This is of course general good practice
and not just for transplanted people, and the NZ govt does run a good
campaign to Slip, Slop, Slap and Wrap with the Sunsmart programme : www.sunsmart.org.nz
Using a giant prawn to cover up with
lettuce and dressing to avoid the UV rays seems a bit silly to me. I
prefer to use Nivea SPF 30, not Paul Newmans Thousand Island.
But still good advice all the same,
as NZ has the highest incidence of melanoma in the world. We are not
just world winners in rugby, it would appear that our devotion to the
outdoors makes us world winners when it comes to skin cancer, of
course having a hole in the ozone layer above the country doesn't
help.
Beach
attire and good practice do exist in the good old UK, where it is
normal for holiday makers unused to the sun to stay in their hotel
room for the first 2 weeks of the holiday wearing a pullover and a
hat, before moving on to outside attired in traditional British beach
wear:
Or
if abroad we adopt traditional British colonial costume, and look
frightfully reserved as we sip Pimms and complain about the heat and
the food. Observe
the typical Brit abroad in traditional tropical gear; shorts, socks, camera
and a sensibly wide brimmed hat......
So
that is why I have Indiana Jones' less successful brother's hat. I
don't object to the hat, but draw a line at wearing lettuce and a
salad dressing.
Now
of course if I were to move country I would be exposed to less
harmful UV rays.......Mmmmm...
That's
it, get me Pickfords on the phone, and fetch me my house hunting hat!
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